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Fights...
There they go again. You were probably going to have to clean up this mess as well. You always did. John and Dave were fighting again... You turned away and shook your head. "Will you boys stop?" You asked but they probably didn't hear you. In the end they would say it was your fault because, you didn't step in the middle. Well Dave would say that and then John would agree and then you would end up cleaning up the smudges of blood and the stuff knocked all over the house.
You were honestly tired of picking up their shit after they fought. "I swear I am not cleaning this up." You said after a flower vase was knocked over and dirk spilled everywhere. You sighed as John promptly bit Dave on the arm. "What the hell is wrong with you?" You wondered aloud before walking over and putting a hand on both of the boys foreheads and pushing them back. "STOP." You yelled and then all that was heard was the heavy breathing of the two boys on the floor on either side of you.
Dave's glasses were cracked and so were Johns. You sighed and shook your head before walking over to your closet and reaching in one box labeled "DAVE" and another labeled "JOHN" pulling out glasses for both. You sat on the ground and pulled Dave's shades off and replaced them with the new ones but not before catching a glimpse of those gorgeous red eyes. You then smiled and took John's broken glasses from his face and smiled back at his adorable derpy smile.
You stood up and threw away the broken items. Both boys were now standing up and glaring at each other in a silent argument. Over what? You had no idea. "Now don't you fight again. I will personally rip your dicks off if you do." You said smirking and turning back to the kitchen where the timer for some microwave popcorn was going off.
"Id like anything if you did it." Dave said with a note of a laugh in his voice.
"Of course you would Dave. Of course you would Dave." You said shaking your head and pouring the contense of the popcorn bag into a bowl.
"Yea... He would like it if any girl touched him down there." John said snickering.
"Take that back Egderp." Dave said and you could practically see the amusement coming off of John.
"Why should I?" John asked crossing his arms across his chest.
"You started the last fight. That's the fuck why." Dave said glaring.
"No I believe you did that one Mr. I'm too cool."
"No. You're just not cool enough to believe you started the fight."
"ENOUGH." You yelled setting the bowl on the coffee table and turning to them. "Pick up your mess and then we are going to watch a movie. NO FIGHTING. Got it?"
"Yes ma'am."They said in unison and with that they picked up what they had knocked over. They were kind of scared of you sometimes honestly.
With that you sat on the couch in the middle of the two boys and watched a sappy love movie. What you didn't know was that both Dave and John were giving you 'the eyes'.
Fights...
There they go again. You were probably going to have to clean up this mess as well. You always did. John and Dave were fighting again... You turned away and shook your head. "Will you boys stop?" You asked but they probably didn't hear you. In the end they would say it was your fault because, you didn't step in the middle. Well Dave would say that and then John would agree and then you would end up cleaning up the smudges of blood and the stuff knocked all over the house.
You were honestly tired of picking up their shit after they fought. "I swear I am not cleaning this up." You said after a flower vase was knocked over and dirk spilled everywhere. You sighed as John promptly bit Dave on the arm. "What the hell is wrong with you?" You wondered aloud before walking over and putting a hand on both of the boys foreheads and pushing them back. "STOP." You yelled and then all that was heard was the heavy breathing of the two boys on the floor on either side of you.
Dave's glasses were cracked and so were Johns. You sighed and shook your head before walking over to your closet and reaching in one box labeled "DAVE" and another labeled "JOHN" pulling out glasses for both. You sat on the ground and pulled Dave's shades off and replaced them with the new ones but not before catching a glimpse of those gorgeous red eyes. You then smiled and took John's broken glasses from his face and smiled back at his adorable derpy smile.
You stood up and threw away the broken items. Both boys were now standing up and glaring at each other in a silent argument. Over what? You had no idea. "Now don't you fight again. I will personally rip your dicks off if you do." You said smirking and turning back to the kitchen where the timer for some microwave popcorn was going off.
"Id like anything if you did it." Dave said with a note of a laugh in his voice.
"Of course you would Dave. Of course you would Dave." You said shaking your head and pouring the contense of the popcorn bag into a bowl.
"Yea... He would like it if any girl touched him down there." John said snickering.
"Take that back Egderp." Dave said and you could practically see the amusement coming off of John.
"Why should I?" John asked crossing his arms across his chest.
"You started the last fight. That's the fuck why." Dave said glaring.
"No I believe you did that one Mr. I'm too cool."
"No. You're just not cool enough to believe you started the fight."
"ENOUGH." You yelled setting the bowl on the coffee table and turning to them. "Pick up your mess and then we are going to watch a movie. NO FIGHTING. Got it?"
"Yes ma'am."They said in unison and with that they picked up what they had knocked over. They were kind of scared of you sometimes honestly.
With that you sat on the couch in the middle of the two boys and watched a sappy love movie. What you didn't know was that both Dave and John were giving you 'the eyes'.
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sorry it's so short but I hope you like it... I tried. I'm not too good at the XreaderX things... I have issues anyways I now Have some thing up so you can track my request and request more.
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Homestuck:Hussie
Dave:Hussie
John:Hussie
You:You
Story:ME
sorry it's so short but I hope you like it... I tried. I'm not too good at the XreaderX things... I have issues anyways I now Have some thing up so you can track my request and request more.
Link: [link]
Homestuck:Hussie
Dave:Hussie
John:Hussie
You:You
Story:ME
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ahem....this is cute, to me, and all but what are the.....'the eyes'?